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axetemptation:

How would you blow $5,000? “Tattoos, from head to toe.” – Male, 22, Texas 
Notes:
The oldest evidence of tattooing still in existence dates back to 6000 BC on a South American mummy The American Academy of Dermatology distinguishes five types of tattoos: traumatic tattoos, amateur tattoos, professional tattoos, cosmetic tattoos, and medical tattoos.
Endorphins are released when the human body experiences pain, which is why the process of getting a tattoo may provide a natural high.

axetemptation:

How would you blow $5,000? “Tattoos, from head to toe.” – Male, 22, Texas 

Notes:

The oldest evidence of tattooing still in existence dates back to 6000 BC on a South American mummy The American Academy of Dermatology distinguishes five types of tattoos: traumatic tattoos, amateur tattoos, professional tattoos, cosmetic tattoos, and medical tattoos.

Endorphins are released when the human body experiences pain, which is why the process of getting a tattoo may provide a natural high.

  • Q:

    How many white people can you fit in a jar?

  • A:

    None, crackers come in boxes.

  • Q:

    What does a white woman make for dinner?

  • A:

    Reservations.

  • Q:

    How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

  • A:

    None. He fell.

  • Q:

    How are crayons and people alike?

  • A:

    No one likes the white ones.

  • Q:

    What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?

  • A:

    A fire cracker.

  • Q:

    Why did the white man cross the road?

  • A:

    To take your land and enslave your children.

  • Q:

    What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench?

  • A:

    The NBA.

  • Q:

    What's white and 10 inches?

  • A:

    Nothing.