How many white people can you fit in a jar?
None, crackers come in boxes.
What does a white woman make for dinner?
How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
None. He fell.
How are crayons and people alike?
No one likes the white ones.
What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A fire cracker.
Why did the white man cross the road?
To take your land and enslave your children.
What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench?
What's white and 10 inches?